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A very special 40 Foot Buffet column providing proof that the Theoretical Formula of Comedy (tragedy + time = comedy) is correct. Additional exploration of the Theoretical Formula of Comedy can be found here. Enough time has now based that we may laugh at my tragedy. I am laid up in bed with sweet, … Continue reading Tragedy + Time = Comedy: Colorectal Version
1) K2+D3 2) 50PSE-3BRM-30DM 3) Armodafinil 4) Ackbar 5) Palpatine 6) Bece-Plex Forte 7) Bexxar 131 8) Brezak 9) Calrissian 10) Dengar 11) Depakote 12) Embo 13) EV-A4-D 14) Pannaz 15) FA-8 16) Flector 17) G-Tron Ped 18) Keflex 19) ) Viibryd 20) Mynock 21) Nexu 22) Nuvigil 23) Opana 24) R4-P17 25) Roggwart … Continue reading Quiz: Star Wars Character or Pharmaceutical?
Socrates said an unexamined life is not worth living. To reach the Socratic end of a fully examined life one can turn to the internet, which is awash in quizzes that allow one to examine and compare his or her character or life to numerous cultural touchstones. Some of these quizzes are: Which 80’s Movie … Continue reading Which Serial Killer Are You?
I suspect that all new parents go through a phase of fascination with the poop of their new born baby. As evidenced by the next 1,800 odd words I am going through that phase right now. In addition to fascinating, I find Jack’s poop thoroughly disgusting as well as thought-provoking. What is fascinating about Jack’s … Continue reading Ship High In Transit
Best known for his 1,000+ page post-modern door-stopper Infinite Jest, for which he won a McArthur Foundation “Genius Grant,” writer David Foster Wallace is also known for his use (some might say “absuse”) of footnotes. Infinite Jest has 400 footnotes – and it is work of fiction, not a definitive scholarly text about jesters or … Continue reading What I Did On My Summer Vacation, or How To Get a Genius Grant
Al Roker Angela Hutti Benhaz Akhgar Biggs Darklighter Red Leade Dallas Raines Dmitry Lachinov Elita Loresca Flip Spiceland Grizz Frix Jace Malcom Jessika Pava Johhny Mountain John D. Branon Jynn Orso Leon De Bort Pork Jenkins Reed Timmer Wedge Antillies William Ferrel Zev Senesca Weather Person: 1, 2, 3, 6, 7, 8, … Continue reading Quiz: Actual Weatherperson or Pilot from a Star Wars Movie?