If Bitter Ex-Girlfriends Wrote the Messages on Urinal Screens

For those of you who might not know, urinal screens are plastic screens found in men’s restroom that cover the holes in urinal to prevent larger things from being flushed down urinals.  I assume most women have not spent a long time in men's restrooms and are not as familiar with urinals as men. The … Continue reading If Bitter Ex-Girlfriends Wrote the Messages on Urinal Screens

Dear Evel…America’s favorite daredevil offers up hope, encouragement, and advice to those in a pickle.

  Dear Evel,  My wife sleeps in the raw. Then she showers, brushes her teeth and fixes breakfast -- still in the buff. We're newlyweds and there are just the two of us, so I suppose there's really nothing wrong with it. What do you think?  ED Dear Ed, For seven months in 1971, I … Continue reading Dear Evel…America’s favorite daredevil offers up hope, encouragement, and advice to those in a pickle.

A Recent Morning at The Phoenix Consultancy, an Outplacement Firm in Washington, D.C.

Leader: Good morning, everyone. We will be getting started soon. Refill your coffee, grab a donut, and find your seat.  [Murmuring, rustling of chairs, one faint curse can be heard from someone spilling coffee on their last clean shirt.]  Leader: Great. Thank you all for coming. Looks like we have a full house this morning, … Continue reading A Recent Morning at The Phoenix Consultancy, an Outplacement Firm in Washington, D.C.

Theodore S. Geisel Will You Please Go Away Now! The Lost Works of Dr. Seuss

  Dr. Seuss is known the world over for his fun-filled books and lovable characters such the Grinch, the Cat in the Hat, and who doesn’t love Zyyzer Zazzer Zuz? What is less known is how he came up with all his unique characters. Was it hallucinogenics? Did he lick toads as a fraternity hazing … Continue reading Theodore S. Geisel Will You Please Go Away Now! The Lost Works of Dr. Seuss

Quiz: Surfing Term or Sex Act Requested by and Denied to Tinder Hook Ups (click title for quiz)

Bogging Angry Pirate Chinese Wax Job Dirty Licking Dirty Sanchez Eskimo Roll Pony Play Hang Eleven Roman Helmet Grey Belly Moose Steamer Lane The Flying Camel Washing Machine Grubbing Goat Boater Sponger     Answers Surfing Term: 1, 3, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14 - 17 Sex Acts (according to UrbanDictionary.com): 2, 5, 7, … Continue reading Quiz: Surfing Term or Sex Act Requested by and Denied to Tinder Hook Ups (click title for quiz)

Handwritten Original Text of Lincon’s Gettysburg Address Converted to PDF by Adobe’s OCR Text Recognition Function

Foreskin AND SEVEN YEARS AGO OUR FATHERS BROUGHT fart ON THIS incontinent A NEW NATION CONCEIVED IN LIBERTY AND DEDICATED TO THE prostitution THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. hOW WE ARE enlarged IN A GREAT CIVIL WAR TESTING WHETHER THAT NATION OR ANY NATION SO CONCEIVED AND SO DEfICATED CAN bONG ENsURE. WE ARE … Continue reading Handwritten Original Text of Lincon’s Gettysburg Address Converted to PDF by Adobe’s OCR Text Recognition Function