Unlikely “On Ice” Adaptation (Click title for full list)

Sadly, you might not be experiencing the “On Ice” magic of these classics anytime soon. “The Book of Revelations” by St. John the Divine 9/11 Commission Report by the 9/11 Commission Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler Who Moved my Cheese? by Spencer Johnson My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist by Mark Leyner Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolf … Continue reading Unlikely “On Ice” Adaptation (Click title for full list)

Other Trump Gifs Created by HanA$$holeSolo (click title for full list)

Trump dunking on MSNBC Trump taking HuffPost’s lunch money NPR saying hello to Tony “Trump” Montana’s little friend Trump catfishing The Daily Beast Trump giving Slate a wedgie Trump wrapping the New York Times’ house with toilet paper Trump stealing second base against National Review Trump tying Politico’s shoe laces together Trump Solo shooting Los … Continue reading Other Trump Gifs Created by HanA$$holeSolo (click title for full list)

Overheard around Washington during George W. Bush’s Second Inauguration (with Bill LaViolette)

  From way, way back in the archives (2004). "Jenna, this is not Margaritaville. Put that down before you wind up looking like Tara Reid...." At the Log Cabin Republican’s Party: "Do these slacks enhance the apparent size of my mandate?" Chief Justice: "Raise your right hand..." Laura Bush (in sotto voce): “Think George, think. … Continue reading Overheard around Washington during George W. Bush’s Second Inauguration (with Bill LaViolette)

Rejected Slogans for the American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons Colorectal Health Campaign (click on title for full list)

Be a dear to your rear. Don't make your hiney whiney. Nope, that does not go there. Keep the Hershey Highway pot hole free. Don't be cruel to your mule. Seriously, keep the junk out of your trunk. Don't be crass to your ass. Don’t make your bum glum. Keep the corn out of that … Continue reading Rejected Slogans for the American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons Colorectal Health Campaign (click on title for full list)

Kitchen Tools and Their Emotional Problems (click on title for full list)

Cling Wrap Passive-Aggressive Paper (wax) PTSD Paper (parchment) Co-Dependent Tongs Narcissistic Foil Obsessive-Compulsive Oven Cleaner Manic Depressive Rolling Pin Agoraphobic Pans Mellon Baller with an Oedipus Conflict Bulimic Bowls Insecure Pot Holders Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy Bags (garbage) Undiagnosed Bipolar Cooling Rack Garbage Disposal with an Eating Disorder