Welcome to the Digital Age: More Rejected Slogans for the American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons Colorectal Health Campaign

By Guest Contributor Paul Moliken

gloved finger for Paul

Ass not what your colon can do for you. Ass s what you can do for your colon.

Keep your crack intact.

It’s supposed to be brown, clown!

Don’t get sneaky with your cheekies.

Welcome to the digital age.

Analog doesn’t mean THAT!

Wellness for your smellness.

Quite a spread you got there, cowboy.

Squeezing when you’re done is pleasing to your bum.

Fix it, don’t fist it!

Be smart and fart! Holding it in is a sin.

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