1. What is your idea of perfect happiness? December 26th, some Preparation H, and a 12-year old scotch. 2. What is your greatest fear? Amazon.com 3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? Can’t say no to cookies and milk. 4. What is the trait you most deplore in others? Selfishness. Desire to … Continue reading Santa Claus Answers the Proust Questionnaire

“Hello. My name is Fred, an Elf on the Shelf, and I’m an alcoholic.”  The group responds in its customary way. “I am getting close to 90 days sober.” The group claps.  “The past 90 days have been a struggle, but my sponsor, Gordon, a Mensch on a Bench, has been with me all the … Continue reading An AA Meeting at the North Pole