Kitchen Tools and Their Emotional Problems (click on title for full list)

Cling Wrap

Passive-Aggressive Paper (wax)

PTSD Paper (parchment)

Co-Dependent Tongs

Narcissistic Foil

Obsessive-Compulsive Oven Cleaner

Manic Depressive Rolling Pin

Agoraphobic Pans

Mellon Baller with an Oedipus Conflict

Bulimic Bowls

Insecure Pot Holders

Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy Bags (garbage)

Undiagnosed Bipolar Cooling Rack

Garbage Disposal with an Eating Disorder

 

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