Achmed & Mamood’s Statue Toppling and Hauling Services

From http://www.craigslist.com/services/ConfederateStates

**SERVICES FOR HIRE *** CHEAP!!! **** EFFICIENT!!! *** WE COME TO YOU!!!***

HELLO, FORMER CONFEDERATE STATES OF AMERICA!!

AMCHED AND MAMOOD HERE!!  WE ARE BROTHHERS FROM BAGHDAD. IN IRAQ

Your GREAT COUNTRY  removed the horrible dictator Saddam Hussein from our country and this earth. FOR WHICH WE SAY A HARDY SHUKRAAN!!!

After the fall of Saddam all Iraqis DERIVED MUCH PLEASURE  in pulling down all the statues of Saddam. There were many. AND WE DID MORE THN A FEW OURSELVES!!!  See the picture below.

sadam statue
Try not to laugh at Saddam’s skinny legs! Who knew?

Thanks to our work as TRANSLATORS FOR YOUR ARMY AND OUR S.I.V. VISAS WE ARE NOW PROUDEST RESIDENTS OF YOUR MARVELOUS COUNTRY.

We want to MAKE AMERICCA GREAT AGAIN* by helping you tear down all of your Confederate statues. We also have MUCH STRONG ROPE AND CHAINS. (Saddam had a lot.) . And we have old TRUCK purchased from Saddam’s Presidential Guard. See picture below. There may be some minor damage of IED BUT SHE RUN GREAT!! LIKE AMERICA, YES?!

Iraq-gun_truck_hit_by_IED

Mamood has a DEFGREE IN STRUCTURAL ENGINEERING  engineering from the University of Baghdad. We can determine correct calculation on rope strength, where to place rope, and total speed to pull down your statue in the most efficient and safest way possible! We have never pulled the statue down on a person! WE HAVE NEVER PULLED ANY STATUE DOWN ON A PERSON!!

We are FULL SERVICE too. Along with pulling down your statue we can haul off the broken pieces. Call for pricing!

We are BONDED and have INSURANCE!

References are available from LYBIA and SYRIA!

Please call 888-334-5467. We will come to you!

*We support you, Mr. Trump. Please do not deport us. We make jobs. God bless USA!

 

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