Anthony Scaramucci’s Next Self-Help Book

Scaramucci’s firing will most likely result in lower sales for the next self-help book he had planned, or maybe even preclude its publication altogether.  It was to be called: Curse Yourself into the White House:  Scaramucci’s Guide to Swearing for Success. 

Proposed chapters were:

Section I – On the Job

Chapter 1: Effective Cursing for Motivating Employees

Chapter 2: Ineffective Cursing for Motivating Employees

Chapter 3: Cursing for the Public – Choosing words that can be best repeated on television news

Chapter 4: The F Word – A Word for All Occasions

Chapter 5: The C Word – Why do the Brits Get to Use It and Not Us?

Chapter 6: In the Board Room? Your @#$%^&*!^& Straight in the Board Room!

Chapter 7: Cursing When You Are Fired

Section II – Personal Life

Chapter 8: Everyday Situations and the Best Curse Words to Use (pocket-sized, pull-out booklet included)

Chapter 9: In the Bedroom (Married Version) – Yes, I want you to @#$%^&* do that!

Chapter 10: Most Cathartic Rants for When Your First Wife Files for Divorce

Chapter 11: In the Hotel Room (By the Hour Version) – Oh yeah, that’s what I am!@#$ talking about!

Chapter 12: Most Cathartic Rants for When Your Second Wife Files for Divorce

Bonus Material

  1. Diagram showing suggested pairing of curse words, body parts, and really difficult acts to suggest a person perform
  2. Worksheets and flash cards
  3. CD of Anthony using his favorite words and phrases in this native Italian, Long Island accent
  4. Pocket-size pull-out booklet for easy reference on the go

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