New Degree Offering: Bachelor of Science in Super Heroism

Extraordinary times call for extraordinary people. While “heroes” seem to be in abundance these days, the world still seems to be going to hell in a hand-basket. That is why the  California University of Pennsylvania (founded in 1852 in California, Pennsylvania; home of The Vulcans) is pleased to introduce the first-of-its-kind degree program – the … Continue reading New Degree Offering: Bachelor of Science in Super Heroism

A Recent Morning at The Phoenix Consultancy, an Outplacement Firm in Washington, D.C.

Leader: Good morning, everyone. We will be getting started soon. Refill your coffee, grab a donut, and find your seat.  [Murmuring, rustling of chairs, one faint curse can be heard from someone spilling coffee on their last clean shirt.]  Leader: Great. Thank you all for coming. Looks like we have a full house this morning, … Continue reading A Recent Morning at The Phoenix Consultancy, an Outplacement Firm in Washington, D.C.

Theodore S. Geisel Will You Please Go Away Now! The Lost Works of Dr. Seuss

  Dr. Seuss is known the world over for his fun-filled books and lovable characters such the Grinch, the Cat in the Hat, and who doesn’t love Zyyzer Zazzer Zuz? What is less known is how he came up with all his unique characters. Was it hallucinogenics? Did he lick toads as a fraternity hazing … Continue reading Theodore S. Geisel Will You Please Go Away Now! The Lost Works of Dr. Seuss

Other Trump Gifs Created by HanA$$holeSolo (click title for full list)

Trump dunking on MSNBC Trump taking HuffPost’s lunch money NPR saying hello to Tony “Trump” Montana’s little friend Trump catfishing The Daily Beast Trump giving Slate a wedgie Trump wrapping the New York Times’ house with toilet paper Trump stealing second base against National Review Trump tying Politico’s shoe laces together Trump Solo shooting Los … Continue reading Other Trump Gifs Created by HanA$$holeSolo (click title for full list)

Quiz: Surfing Term or Sex Act Requested by and Denied to Tinder Hook Ups (click title for quiz)

Bogging Angry Pirate Chinese Wax Job Dirty Licking Dirty Sanchez Eskimo Roll Pony Play Hang Eleven Roman Helmet Grey Belly Moose Steamer Lane The Flying Camel Washing Machine Grubbing Goat Boater Sponger     Answers Surfing Term: 1, 3, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14 - 17 Sex Acts (according to UrbanDictionary.com): 2, 5, 7, … Continue reading Quiz: Surfing Term or Sex Act Requested by and Denied to Tinder Hook Ups (click title for quiz)

Handwritten Original Text of Lincon’s Gettysburg Address Converted to PDF by Adobe’s OCR Text Recognition Function

Foreskin AND SEVEN YEARS AGO OUR FATHERS BROUGHT fart ON THIS incontinent A NEW NATION CONCEIVED IN LIBERTY AND DEDICATED TO THE prostitution THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. hOW WE ARE enlarged IN A GREAT CIVIL WAR TESTING WHETHER THAT NATION OR ANY NATION SO CONCEIVED AND SO DEfICATED CAN bONG ENsURE. WE ARE … Continue reading Handwritten Original Text of Lincon’s Gettysburg Address Converted to PDF by Adobe’s OCR Text Recognition Function

Overheard around Washington during George W. Bush’s Second Inauguration (with Bill LaViolette)

  From way, way back in the archives (2004). "Jenna, this is not Margaritaville. Put that down before you wind up looking like Tara Reid...." At the Log Cabin Republican’s Party: "Do these slacks enhance the apparent size of my mandate?" Chief Justice: "Raise your right hand..." Laura Bush (in sotto voce): “Think George, think. … Continue reading Overheard around Washington during George W. Bush’s Second Inauguration (with Bill LaViolette)