Extraordinary times call for extraordinary people. While “heroes” seem to be in abundance these days, the world still seems to be going to hell in a hand-basket. That is why the California University of Pennsylvania (founded in 1852 in California, Pennsylvania; home of The Vulcans) is pleased to introduce the first-of-its-kind degree program – the … Continue reading New Degree Offering: Bachelor of Science in Super Heroism
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Dr. Seuss is known the world over for his fun-filled books and lovable characters such the Grinch, the Cat in the Hat, and who doesn’t love Zyyzer Zazzer Zuz? What is less known is how he came up with all his unique characters. Was it hallucinogenics? Did he lick toads as a fraternity hazing … Continue reading Theodore S. Geisel Will You Please Go Away Now! The Lost Works of Dr. Seuss
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From way, way back in the archives (2004). "Jenna, this is not Margaritaville. Put that down before you wind up looking like Tara Reid...." At the Log Cabin Republican’s Party: "Do these slacks enhance the apparent size of my mandate?" Chief Justice: "Raise your right hand..." Laura Bush (in sotto voce): “Think George, think. … Continue reading Overheard around Washington during George W. Bush’s Second Inauguration (with Bill LaViolette)