Welcome to the Digital Age: More Rejected Slogans for the American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons Colorectal Health Campaign

By Guest Contributor Paul Moliken Ass not what your colon can do for you. Ass s what you can do for your colon. Keep your crack intact. It’s supposed to be brown, clown! Don’t get sneaky with your cheekies. Welcome to the digital age. Analog doesn’t mean THAT! Wellness for your smellness. Quite a spread you got … Continue reading Welcome to the Digital Age: More Rejected Slogans for the American Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons Colorectal Health Campaign

If Bitter Ex-Girlfriends Wrote the Messages on Urinal Screens

For those of you who might not know, urinal screens are plastic screens found in men’s restroom that cover the holes in urinal to prevent larger things from being flushed down urinals.  I assume most women have not spent a long time in men's restrooms and are not as familiar with urinals as men. The … Continue reading If Bitter Ex-Girlfriends Wrote the Messages on Urinal Screens

On Napping, Part 2: A Field Guide to Naps & Advancements in Napping Technology

Ah, that was a refreshing nap. While my neck still has not become any wider, my napping skills have improved and have been called “impressive”, “epic” or, more negatively, “decadent” by those not so generous.  While those adjectives are spot on, a nap for me is not just a nap. Far from it, in fact. … Continue reading On Napping, Part 2: A Field Guide to Naps & Advancements in Napping Technology